“Century Alarms” burglar alarm, Derby • This dapper centurion is a lot calmer than yesterday’s stabby specimen. At least I’m assuming he’s a centurion (it’s a play on the name Century, geddit?) – either that or he’s a fireman in a dress. • Spotted: Town centre, Derby, Derbyshire, DE1, England, 2010 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of Derby South
